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auto accident;

register voters;

static electricity;

struct by_lightning;

void *where_prohibited;

char broiled;

short circuit;

short changed;

long johns;

long dong_silver;    /* Submitted by Juan Carlos Castro */

unsigned long letter;

double entendre;

double trouble;

union organizer;

union jack;

float valve;

short pants;

union station;

void check; unsigned check;

struct dumb by[sizeof member];

union onion; /*submitted by srp*/

/*if GCC extensions are allowed -- Dave Gilbert */

long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */

/* Submitted by James Buchanan */

const ipated;

case closed:

double or_nothing;

short sighted;

void if_removed;    /* warranty */

volatile buggy_code;

unsigned anonymous;

int erbreed;    /* duelling banjos */

/* Borland's additional C keywords */:

huge penis;

interrupt ed;

near sighted;

far out;

men()

{

   goto pub;

  pub:

   return pissed;

}

women()

{

   goto bathroom;

  bathroom:

   while (1) ;

}

class dismissed : public annoyance    /* Submitted by Juan Carlos Castro */

The following was submitted by Pietro Gagliardi:

/* All this was done on August 17, 2007 by Pietro Gagliardi

   You are free to use this code in a citation or (if you have the guts)

   in your own program; just please mention me. */

typedef int number;

class microsoft : public corporation, public enemy<(number) 1> {

public:

microsoft()

{

sanity = 200;

bill_gates = drop_out();

ceo = bill_gates;

while (sanity > 2) {

sleep(2);

sanity--;

}

steve_ballmer = new class doofus;

}

#define our int

#define SUCCESS 1

our year_2006_goals()

{

delete bill_gates;

ceo = steve_ballmer;

sanity -= 200;

return SUCCESS;

}

protected:

int sanity;

class doofus ceo, bill_gates, steve_ballmer;

};

typedef int iq;

const iq of_steve_ballmer = -4, of_steve_jobs = MENSA_MINIMUM - 1,

         of_linus_torvalds = MENSA_MINIMUM, of_bill_gates = UNDEFINED;

/* Here are some that make use of the preprocessor and the Unix programming interface */

#include <sys/types.h>

#define middle

middle class businessMan {

ino_t want_to_go_to_work;

#if speeding_to_work_because_you_are_late

off_t o_jail;

#endif

};

class mate

{

ino_t wannagotoskool;

};

class woman {

#define be

private:

be friend class of_girls;

off_t o_the_mall()

{

for (;;)

mall.go_to(rand()).shop();

}

};

class clown {

!friend class teacher;

friend class mate;

};